bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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