found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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