yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
false alarm. still invincible.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
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Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
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Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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