how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
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know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
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i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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