i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Bring me that man meat
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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