I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
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Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
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We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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