yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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