So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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