I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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