hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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