its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
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The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
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New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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