So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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