Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
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I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
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She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
Randomize