Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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