I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
that is very illegal...i love you.
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