I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
My vagina just recognized that song.
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By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
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Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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