Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
