If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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