first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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