He uses pillows to masturbate.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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