Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
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I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
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We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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