dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
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How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
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I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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