Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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