its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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