he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
this just has baby written all over it
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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