All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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