arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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