I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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