last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
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he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Even my vagina gasped.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
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What changed your mind?
Being sober
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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