who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
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found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
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You. Win. At. Life.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
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Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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