I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
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Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
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I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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