Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
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He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
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Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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