I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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