idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
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i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
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He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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