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get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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