Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
accomplished twins. life is a go
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
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I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
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I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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