What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
Banned from zoo.
Again?
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
Ketchup is God's man juice
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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