Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
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I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
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Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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