spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
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Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
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So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.