There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
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After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
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So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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