Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.

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(330): View more from Ohio

Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?

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(513): View more from Ohio

I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.

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(630): View more from Illinois

Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.

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(586): View more from Michigan

My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.

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(952): View more from Minnesota

I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.

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(571): View more from Virginia

Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.

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