I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND