The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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