What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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