3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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