i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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