Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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