Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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