my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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