oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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