so that wasnt chicken after all
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
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