I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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