Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
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