That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
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