Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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