just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
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this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
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let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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