i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Just high enough for therapy.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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