So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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