I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
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If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
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I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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