Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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